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Alpha 443-6732
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.04.08 22:31:00 -
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A squad of 6 - 2 assaults, 1 logi, 1 scout and 2 commandos - are walking alongside a road when IVANJAKANOV pulls up in his nyain san death machine. This is based on a true story...
Squad leader (logi) tells squad to take cover or be annihilated
Scout gets overconfident; instantly vapourized by IVAN's 80GJ 'Sodom(y)' semen blaster
Squad leader runs around laying down nanohives while the lolmmandos stumble over their massive masculine bulges and waddle to cover
Squad leader complains that he's getting shot up and won't make it
Suddenly, lolmmandos unexpectedly pull out their swarms and PLCs
Their loins expand threefold
2 assaults can only stare in awe and amazement as these clearly superiour human beings defy a god
IVAN becomes fully hardened, predicting some ez kills
Lolmmandos a little hardened themselves
They open fire, both are pretty beaten up
Lolmmandos expecting to go out in a blaze, like the studs they are
Suddenly scout returns with a pentuple damage modded militia railgun sica, IVAN implodes
squad cheers, moves on to stomp the entirety of the opposing team, fully proto, no regrets
but soon after they ended the match, after the cheers and joys were had, they realize, with great horror
they were the nyain sans all along
and then they kill themselves
la fin
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Alpha 443-6732
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.04.09 02:11:00 -
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oh yeah and throughout the entire incident the squad leader wouldn't stop telling our squadmate Conrad to tie his
f-u-c-k-i-n-g laces |
Alpha 443-6732
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.04.09 20:43:00 -
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Spartykins wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:A squad of 6 - 2 assaults, 1 logi, 1 scout and 2 commandos - are walking alongside a road when IVANJAKANOV pulls up in his nyain san death machine. This is based on a true story...
Squad leader (logi) tells squad to take cover or be annihilated
Scout gets overconfident; instantly vapourized by IVAN's 80GJ 'Sodom(y)' semen blaster
Squad leader runs around laying down nanohives while the lolmmandos stumble over their massive masculine bulges and waddle to cover
Squad leader complains that he's getting shot up and won't make it
Suddenly, lolmmandos unexpectedly pull out their swarms and PLCs
Their loins expand threefold
2 assaults can only stare in awe and amazement as these clearly superiour human beings defy a god
IVAN becomes fully hardened, predicting some ez kills
Lolmmandos a little hardened themselves
They open fire, both are pretty beaten up
Lolmmandos expecting to go out in a blaze, like the studs they are
Suddenly scout returns with a pentuple damage modded militia railgun sica, IVAN implodes
squad cheers, moves on to stomp the entirety of the opposing team, fully proto, no regrets
but soon after they ended the match, after the cheers and joys were had, they realize, with great horror
they were the nyain sans all along
and then they kill themselves
la fin
You know what to do with this Alpha.
you bet i do |
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